THE SEXY T-SHIRT IS REALTHE SEXY T-SHIRT IS REALFREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $50+FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $50+AS SEEN ON THE OFFICEAS SEEN ON THE OFFICEBUY BEFORE MICHAEL DOESBUY BEFORE MICHAEL DOESCONNECTING ALL YOUR PORTALSCONNECTING ALL YOUR PORTALSWUPHF.SHOP IS LIVEWUPHF.SHOP IS LIVE

Established 2025 — WUPHF.shop

BUY THE
SEXYT-SHIRT.

"Fill in your info, build a WUPHF avatar, buy a sexy t-shirt. Whatever feels right."

— Ryan Howard, CEO · WUPHF.com
1Fictional startup
Portals connected
0Pathetic losers
SEXY ★
WUPHF.COMEST. SEASON 7

THE SEXY TEE

$28

// The Collection

SHOP THE
WUPHF DROP

Best Seller👕

The Sexy T-Shirt

Black tee. Bold WUPHF.COM across the chest. Ryan said to buy it.

The CEO Mug

11oz ceramic. "I love you guys, Ry" printed inside the rim.

📠

Fax Me Hoodie

WUPHF connects emails, faxes, voicemails, tweets AND pages.

🖥️

Pathetic Losers Sticker

Waterproof vinyl. For laptops, water bottles, or doubters.

Bundle🏆

The Investor Pack

Tee + Mug + Sticker. Save $7 vs. buying separately.

📱

Phone Case

WUPHF logo. iPhone & Samsung compatible.

// The Vision

THE STORY
OF WUPHF

In 2010, a man named Ryan Howard stood before a camera and said something the world wasn't ready for.

He said: "Buy a sexy t-shirt."

The world called it fictional. We called it a business plan.

WUPHF.shop exists because some ideas are too powerful to stay inside a TV show.

● ● ●
Ry@WUPHF:~$ cat vision.txt
Connecting all your emails...
Faxes... texts... voicemails...
Tweets... chat programs... pages...
 
Ry@WUPHF:~$ status
Pathetic losers: BLOCKED
Investors: MICHAEL SCOTT
T-shirts sold: LOADING...
 
Ry@WUPHF:~$

// Social Proof

THEY SAID
REMEMBER THIS.

★★★★★

"I wore the WUPHF tee to work and my boss asked if it was a tech startup. I said yes. I now have three co-workers asking to invest."

MS

Michael S.

Regional Manager · Scranton, PA

★★★★★

"The mug says 'I love you guys, Ry' on the inside. I start every morning reading it. It's the most emotional mug I've ever owned."

PH

Pam H.

Office Administrator · Verified Buyer

★★★★☆

"I put the 'Pathetic Losers' sticker on my laptop. Everyone assumes I'm in tech. My only regret is not buying two."

DK

Dwight K.

Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

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REMEMBER
THIS MOMENT.

Your life is about to change forever. Or at least your wardrobe.

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